Adam is an ALIEN living the life of a Hollywood Hunk, except he doesn't know it. He earns a good income as a male model, and he's lusted after by a bevy of beautiful women, including a sexy ghost who haunts his condo. Top Secret UFO documents discovered in his basement have placed him in danger. Shadow government operatives want him dead, as does his ex-wife for the insurance money. Living as an alien model in Hollywood certainly has its ISSUES.

1930's Hollywood is reevaluated through the eyes of scathing social critic and alcoholic screenwriter Herman J. Mankiewicz as he races to finish the screenplay of Citizen Kane.